TERRA FIRMA: THE FACES OF EVIL!

 From Left: Mrs. Matilda Bidge; her son Matthew Bidge

On the surface, she's a grandmotherly type — a warm-pie-and-mild-tea woman, a little doddering, always well-meaning, ever ready to offer a dollop of gentle wisdom when asked. Her wrinkled face carries just the faintest twinkle in her sky-blue eyes. Mrs. Bidge, in reality, wants to slaughter billions on Earth, keep a few billion more as slaves, and announce a Reign of Terror so vile it will be gossiped about across five galaxies — and in not one dimension, but two.

Mrs. Bidge is an alien. She's over 20,000 years old, sent here to murder, lie, corrupt, torture, and grease the human race for conquest. Mrs. Bidge was sent to Earth to, well, kick butt.

Matthew Bidge is a dreamboat — smooth, elegant in all things, and impossible not to trust on sight. That's exactly the problem. His actions are what ultimately trigger the epic showdown between the aliens on the precipice of conquest and the plucky, unlikely group of humans that Gunz, Lucky, and Dr. Priss cobble together to stop them.

Oh, and Matthew Bidge is an alien too, just like his mother. The faces you see here are shells, cloaking the hideous true forms underneath — forms that can only be shed once the conquest is complete.

And the aliens are ready. Every duck is aligned for one Halloween weekend, and Earth is theirs. Three days. Three. Lonely. Days. Then all hell breaks loose. The clock is ticking — in, and on, Terra Firma!